Shoddy hai Pehle
I finally saw the movie. Well it wasn’t worth the wait or the obnoxious ticket fare. Ayesha was probably pleasing on the eye, well thgh I dunno if fleshy means healthy and that’s what she’s trying to be. But the highlight of the movie was obviously Mallika “Sher”Ravan oops Rawat… Well she did act or well she did try (U can’t take her down on that count, she did show it all, I mean tried acting)
The movie did have a lot of firsts. The best one though was the fact that such a bad movie has never been made in the real old history of the movie industry. There were mobiles that play video all by themselves and just when the hero wants it. Is that how “Tele”pathy originated?? Interesting…. The movie also had two girls who can’t cry to save their lives. The movie was so sequentially well taken I almost forgot how the fastest two and one half hours of my life passed. (How much ever I wish am unable to believe that last statement)
The story obviously was a first. The hero a hypochondriac, overhears his doc talking on the phone on the anvil of his tests about cancer and assumes he is the one dying. (The movie killed about 125 people n all in just one screening) so he tries to ward off the heroine by acting like a loafer. Helped by the totally naturally clad mallika (nearly totally) he does manage to do that.
The breakup scene is the most beautifully picturised scene ever caught on camera. Ayesha trying to act and Akshaye trying to look perplexed and yet sad at the same time. I never knew one scene can bring out so many different emotions. I also need to mention how obvious a few dialogues were. Like for example when Akshaye plays the piano and mallika walks around and despite her brilliance asks him “Oh so u play the piano?” That scene was followed by the most unbelievable scene, mallika speaking a 5 min dialogue so emotionally that it brought a tear to my eye. Out of pity people, she tries so much yet can’t seem to do it.
Then it had the typical movie stuff. You can never understand why there are songs in the movie and when they come, why they do? A typical villain who always shouts some funny dialogue trying to look scary yet muttering funny dialogues. And of course u can never understand why the villain actually is there. The best part of the movie was the attitude people carried. For Example Mallika’s favourite “When am good am good, when I’m bad I’m better” I don’t know if there was any pun intended. If yes I agree on the pun.
And finally it all ends well. The best part about the movie was some shers that were really funny. And some really good jokes were also put in at intervals, the aggregate of which was about 15 mins n the movie. So if you’re so bored that you can wait 3 hours for the 15 minutes laughter I suggest you go watch it. Go watch it in theatres and not n VCD/DVD. Am sure the pirates would not find the movie worthy enough to pirate it properly.
LOL.. well I haven't watched the movie yet.. but going by your review don't think I shall watch either! :P :P.. must say a damn sarcastic review put across in a really adorable manner! :)).. and as always lotsa pun.. as for the "bad and the better" part.. this blog can't get better either ;).. tc pal! :)
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Anonymous |
5:28 PM
Thanks pal!! grrrr on the last part!!
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Anonymous |
12:02 AM
Thanks pal!! grrrr on the last part!!
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12:02 AM